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One Bleak Tuesday

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The Sizist Manifesto
by ~metathesiomania
Who is Oscar Grey?Oscar Grey blows banana-shaped pipe smoke, luring  chimps with stomachs so noisy, neighbors call time out.  As the game resumes, Oscar's hand slips from his wrist,  falling for days, till on the seventh, the hand grows a new  Oscar Grey.   
The new Oscar Grey twists balloon poodles whose furs  contain smaller poodles (∞), drooling out rivers, where  scheming men raise clumsy Jolly Rogers that occasionally  drop a bone or two like bricks from old Oscar's decrepit  spiderful home.   
Webs spun with sugarcane fibers lure stray Oscar Greys  into future entrées so exquisit Who is Oscar Grey?
by ~metathesiomania
Fiddleburg Town:Fiddleburg Town: Seven General Peculiarities   
1. Holes are to be fallen into. There was a hole in the ground, so Timothy Fiddleburg gracefully fell into it.   
2. Timothy Fiddleburg climbed out a changed man--a woman in fact. The men stood in a single file hand-kissing line, until a blackbird intervened.   
3. If a blackbird is spotted under a Palmetto during twilight, nothing of any great significance occurs.   
4. However, if a blackberry pastry is consumed within the parameters of Timothy Fiddleburg, an empty dish will result. Worse yet, the dish will desire to be made clean by way of (to be specif Fiddleburg Town:
by ~metathesiomania
Cafe EncounterJoe Huge, a man with arms the size of Chester Tiny's thighs, sees Chester Tiny, a tie-wearing lightweight, two tables down, staring and snickering.   
"You laughing at me?" asks Joe Huge, ripping his muscle shirt and flexing his biceps.   
"No," replies Chester Tiny, nodding and sipping his Grande Latte.   
The following day, Joe Huge sees Chester Tiny two tables down again, staring and snickering, but this time, wearing Joe Huge's exact outfit from the day before.   
"You laughing at me?" asks Joe Huge, curling a dumbell and smashing the table to bits.   
"No."  replies Chester Tiny Cafe Encounter
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A Deleted Craigslist Absurdist Add

Mon Aug 3, 2009, 4:33 PM
Deleted per craigslist add:

Subject: Seeking Two Servants

Greetings Craigslist aficionados,

I heil from a rich single acre island country off the Indian Ocean. I am king there. They call me King Jerushu, and I am well respected by my people.

I am here in Portland in search of two strong-minded servants. My country's electricity runs off of labor. However, throughout the years, our servants has dwindled due to them falling into the island's various gopher holes. We have since installed warning signs in front of the holes to give a fair warning.

The two servants will also be responsible for carrying me across town in my royal carriage. I am to be in this land of yours for another couple of weeks in order to diversify my interests.

Qualifications include attractive physical and mental beauty and being female no older than 19.

I wish the best to you.

King Jerushu


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  • Interests: theosophy, dada, surrealism, poetry, linguistics, psychedelia
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=schlockhausen Oct 12, 2009, 6:47:36 PM
thanx pa

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*DroopingSanityFences Jul 29, 2009, 5:45:55 AM
I appreciate your appreciation!!
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=schlockhausen Jul 24, 2009, 6:14:21 PM
thank you mister montilla.

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mercy here gets meaner overnight.
:icondroopingsanityfences:
*DroopingSanityFences Jul 22, 2009, 4:47:45 AM
thanks for the favorite.
know where i can find a husky?
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=schlockhausen Jul 16, 2009, 5:39:55 PM
thanx mister

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mercy here gets meaner overnight.
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~pereubuisjesus Jun 25, 2009, 1:26:58 PM
!Gracias Por Los Favoritos!

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See you space cowboy...
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~charrlie Jun 23, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
Isn't your icon a painting from the early 1900's?

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100% of deviants are fools. Do not copy or paste this unless you are one of the 0% who happens to be omniscient.
I'm a stream of puzzle pieces, falling. Catch me, catch me, if you can. [link]
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~metathesiomania Jun 24, 2009, 9:41:39 PM
appears that way but isn't! everything's borrowed anyway haha.

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zygote. maggot. buzz. splat. nil.
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~charrlie Jun 25, 2009, 7:56:50 PM
It bears a remarkable resemblance. Really, really remarkable.

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100% of deviants are fools. Do not copy or paste this unless you are one of the 0% who happens to be omniscient.
I'm a stream of puzzle pieces, falling. Catch me, catch me, if you can. [link]
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~pereubuisjesus May 14, 2009, 5:21:34 PM
thx for the recent faves :)

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See you space cowboy...
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